Russian man to rendezvous

 My girlfriend knows four foreign languages ​​and would have killed me for the articulation of the word "girlfriend." But abroad it completely refuse to learn Russian is not so. "Are you from Russia? - Raised her eyebrows recently hostess Athenian haberdashery, recognizes the language of Pushkin and Kliuchevskoi. - I never would have thought. "

Something Shtirlitsa allocated from the crowd. And not parachute dragging behind. Other: just sneakers, shorts just simply top.

Only Russian women can storm the Acropolis heels. According to Russian studs recognize and Czechs, because no one else dares to start a shoe on the Prague cobblestones. But our women no fear as they are unknown arthritis, varicose veins, ingrown nails and other diseases related "boat". They, delicious, does not care about pickpockets and thieves Moto shamelessly rip off their infinite chains and branded bags. Them, damsels, do not know that much wear uncomfortable and impractical things at the same time is possible only in the framework of repentance. They, goddesses, did not explain that in most Western countries to flaunt luxury and luxury brands is considered vulgar. And because only put on a Russian soldier on the promenade Europe is the most expensive. Russian and African American women. Look, do not mix.

In the season of Russian can be found on fur coats. Often on wet fur coats, for the European winter - more rain than snow. And if the wet fur coats, and already the smell. According to Russian fur coats can be found in Greece, and in the summer. They do not wear, but are carefully convolution: just bought, there are cheaper. In general, the coat - a sign of true. Without coats unobservant Swedish, Norwegian, Danish or French may take Russian for Italian. They have a lot in common.

Russian man to rendezvous

Photos of Martin Parr. Switzerland. St. Moritz. Polo World Cup on Snow.

Much - it's primarily about cosmetics and about all the same brands. Half a century ago Herzen observed that the Italians - a comic parody of the Russian and Russian - a tragic parody of Italians. Most recently, Russian found that many world-famous Italian brands are known mainly in Russia and Italy, as well as among the freaks. For example, Versace. Because D & G, dorogo and glupo. But bohato. About "bohato" I heard from winking sellers in Spain, Austria, San Marino and Mexico. It boHato, with malorosskim accent. No, sellers are not admired. They sold, dribbling a bad irony.

Finally, the last. That, as a consequence, a Russian woman can not be confused with any other woman. This contrast. The contrast between Russian women and Russian men. Actually, Russian women in Europe are often mistaken for prostitutes, not because of the abundance of blestyashek or too open tops, and because of a number of satellite convincing physique: belly, ears and wallet. How did this gap between discharged and gone-chic she and formless, tasteless and crumpled he, I could not clearly explain even to any foreigner. Why look so neuhozhen and terrible, but the phone will pull on my salary? - Inquired one Swede. We have our own atmosphere! And why do some of these phones for malnourished? Again, damn it, we have our own atmosphere! You have not been in Dagestan, May dia Friend.

However, the question of why a Russian man to a rendezvous or a similar Biryukov or directly to a homosexual, and midway no, I do not care much. For men, as for irrigation in Uzbekistan, I am indifferent. But jewelry sets average magpie on his neck and hands, as if sewed curtains from expensive dresses, shoes from the arsenal of the Inquisitor and cash Moldavian repairman layer of makeup on our women are concerned, and even sad. Especially disappointed me in this sense a dispute with an Englishman on the topic, who the girls more beautiful - in Russian or the French. (His compatriots Englishman decided not to defend - he is not a cynic, but I'm not blind). Agreed on the fact that the Russian albeit beautiful, but the French natural, harmonious and more similar to humans than to live hangers made of glass showcases. Living and bohatye.

Russian man to rendezvous

Photos of Martin Parr. England. Ascot.

"We have poisoned the total of all of the coupons for sugar - I was explaining Englishman (as sorry - had to explain what the" Coupons "). - We have corrupted the idea of ​​you as a Vanderbilt and vanderbildihah. We go out to the people as no surprise to wash and wipe their nose. We complexes and complexes of growing Ponte. And now, well, you know ... Petroleum! .. »The Englishman understood.

But our women firmly give the palm to the Arabs. The Arabs also bohato, versace, petroleum, gold ... An old Czech confessed to me that he remembers the times and cleaner when synonymous with luxury in Russian were gold teeth.

Russian man to rendezvous

Photos of Martin Parr. United Arab Emirates. Cartier International Polo Tournament.

What was then passed. Will be held and it is the desire to let the dust in his eyes shine and dazzle their trinkets, the desire to exalt himself, which many believe is true desire to belittle others. Leave luxuriant, vulgar, impractical and harmful to health, giving way to the appropriateness and moderation. Forgotten the word "rhinestone". In short: alive.

Increasingly, in the labyrinth of the Colosseum, on the ruins of the Acropolis and in silence lanes Zagreb to beat the Russian language is not clicked heels, ballet flats and rustle, sandals, sneakers - secret signs of revival.

Photo: Vogue.ru, MAMM